It's THE BOMB
Walk into the bathroom and someone has dropped "THE BOMB". Normally I'd just run out of the bathroom immediately, but I really had to go. So I Hold my breath dash to the closest urinal, do my business and wash my hands all in about 5 seconds flat.
Just as I'm ready to break for the door, someone walks in. We make eye contact and I give a polite nod, my eyes saying dude it wasn't me. He nods back, his eyes saying yeah right stank-o-saurus why don't you try and cut back on the Mexican Food.
This same scenario has happened before, but I never know the proper etiquette to follow. Do I simply say aloud, "know what you're thinking and it wasn't me". After all I could be speaking to the perpetrator himself, who has returned to the scene looking to finish what he's started. Wouldn't he be offended?
Just as I'm ready to break for the door, someone walks in. We make eye contact and I give a polite nod, my eyes saying dude it wasn't me. He nods back, his eyes saying yeah right stank-o-saurus why don't you try and cut back on the Mexican Food.
This same scenario has happened before, but I never know the proper etiquette to follow. Do I simply say aloud, "know what you're thinking and it wasn't me". After all I could be speaking to the perpetrator himself, who has returned to the scene looking to finish what he's started. Wouldn't he be offended?
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